April 12, 2011 will go down as a day of infamy.
On that day, the ICLEI, the International Council for Local Environmental Initiatives , a United Nations communist - totalitarian organization instituted to infiltrate local municipalities like Norman, Oklahoma, mailed a document to the City of Norman with the ludicrous assertion that the ICLEI was going to terminate (!) the City of Norman's membership in the ICLEI!
We all know that the City of Norman was not nor has it ever been a member of that cursed organization. Our Mayour Cindy Rosenthal knows nothing about that organization either, even though she has a deep understanding of municipal government, and is wise and true to her word. She would have never let the doctrines and commandments of such a devilish organization into the great City of Norman, Oklahoma.
The letter is obviously a plot by Cindy's enemies who are trying to incriminate her and imply that she is part of some vast totalitarian agenda to enslave the people of the United States. Everybody loves America, there is no way any of those things they say could possibly be true. And we have the word of perhaps the most upstanding citizen of Norman, Mayour Cindy Rosenthal.